Crisis Over Native Land

Right now the one thing people in Virginia want more than anything is land. Unfortunately, almost all of the remaining land belongs to Native Americans. We interviewed a backcountry resident, asking what he thinks should be done about the current land crisis. He said, "My friends and I were talking about the same thing the other day. We all talked about it and agreed that military action should be used in order to gain more land".

Rumors of war are also spreading in the backcountry area. We asked a local Tidewater resident what he had to say about all this and all he said was, "Those nitwits can go to war all they want and get their property destroyed. They just better not bring it over here". More information will be published by next week.